80+ Forehead Jokes & Big Forehead Roasts

"Your forehead is so big, it has its own zip code."

"That's not a forehead, that's a forecourt."

"Your forehead is so big, when you take a selfie you need panorama mode."

"I wasn't going to say anything about your forehead, but it spoke first."

"Your forehead is so big, your hat size is 'equator.'"

"Do you rent that forehead out for advertising space? Asking for a billboard company."

"Your forehead is so big, your eyebrows look like they're on a road trip and haven't arrived yet."

"When you get a headache, is it migraine or a full-blown continental shift?"

"You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead with room for a six."

"NASA called. They want to use your forehead to bounce signals off satellites."

"That's not a forehead, that's a fivehead applying for sixhead status."

"Your fivehead is so big, when it rains people stand behind you for shelter."

"Your fivehead has more acreage than most family farms."

"You don't get sunburned — your forehead absorbs all available UV light like a solar panel."

"Scientists are debating whether your fivehead counts as a geographical feature."

"Your forehead didn't stop growing when your hairline started retreating — it sensed opportunity."

"If foreheads were real estate, yours would be a penthouse suite with ocean views."

"Your fivehead has its own weather system. I swear I saw a cloud form up there."

"You could screen a movie on that fivehead and still have room for the credits."

"Your forehead is so expansive, Google Maps tried to add it as a landmark."

"Your forehead looks like someone stretched a volleyball and called it a face."

"Your forehead is bigger than your future."

"Your forehead looks like a drive-in movie screen — IMAX edition."

"Your forehead makes Peyton Manning's look like a postage stamp."

"Your forehead has more square footage than my first apartment."

"Your forehead is like a whiteboard — and life keeps writing L's on it."

"If your forehead were a country, it would be the third largest in Europe."

"Your forehead looks like someone hit the aspect ratio button on your face."

"Your forehead is so wide, your thoughts come with subtitles."

"Your forehead has more surface area than a regulation ping-pong table."

"Your forehead makes the Great Wall of China look like a garden fence."

"Your dreams must be in widescreen with that forehead."

"When you think too hard, do nearby planes lose radio contact?"

"Your forehead is proof that not all real estate appreciates in value."

"You don't wear headbands — you wear belts around your skull."

"Your forehead has so much shine, lighthouses are filing complaints about competition."

"Do you charge rent for all the thoughts living on that forehead?"

"Your forehead is the reason bangs were invented."

"Somewhere, a bald eagle is jealous of the glare coming off your forehead."

"Your forehead entered the group chat before you finished typing."

"You don't have dreams. You have IMAX experiences with that projector screen above your eyebrows."

"Big forehead means big brain. Something you wouldn't know about."

"My forehead is big because it needs room for all these ideas. Yours is small for the same reason."

"Yeah, my forehead is big. And your personality is small. Which one of us has the real problem?"

"At least my forehead has character. Your whole face is forgettable."

"My forehead is just making room for my IQ. Maybe yours should try expanding."

"I'd rather have a big forehead than a small mind, but thanks for showing us both."

"My forehead gets more attention than your entire personality. Let that sink in."

"You're making forehead jokes while I'm out here using mine to think of better comebacks than yours."

"Big forehead, big energy. Sorry you can't relate."

"Thanks for noticing my forehead. At least something about me is memorable to you."